I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
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