You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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