who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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