I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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