ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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