We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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