Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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