i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I lost the right to judge tonight
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Randomize
