party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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