I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
return my video game
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
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