his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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