there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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