That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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