Little spoons don't ask big questions
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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