Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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