I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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