playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
Randomize
