you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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