It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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