Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
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