i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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