I cockslap morals
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
The ass gains better be worth it
Randomize
