watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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