How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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