He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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