Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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