Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
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