I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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