Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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