Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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