Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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