I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
gpnpr hd vmdd nm the ggrl whm was mn my lar
I need you to use more vowels.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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