So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
Randomize
