sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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