Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
