i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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