he told me I talked like a deaf person
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
my nose is crying tears of wow.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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