Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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