The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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