He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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