Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
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