worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Ladies, if you have recieved this text then you are one of the lucky few friends I have decided to make this proposal to. As you all know, my boyfriend's birthday is in two weeks and I have finally decided on the perfect present. Surprise threesome. Now, there can only be one, this isn't an orgy you know, so I will be rating the ideal candidates on bra size and sluttyness. Experiance will count, references if available. Inbox me your credentials so we can come to a...Satisfying agreement.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
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