We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
Randomize