She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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