I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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