Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
you never un-have a 4some
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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