So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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