I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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