On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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