i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
im having a threesome with these popsicles
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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