none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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