Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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