found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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