Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Randomize
