She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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