How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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