these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
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