In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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