thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
jump out the window naked night went bad
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